Monday, April 17, 2006

Synopsis of the movie: King Kong

Pretty girl (though she managed to wear skimpy outfits throughout the movie and showed no thigh let alone anything further) is looking for something she can’t find
Man pursues her. He’s good looking, obviously
Wind time forward slightly
Girl meets big ape
Girl falls in love with big ape
Girl doesn’t star in show with big ape
Ape goes nuts
Ape goes looking for girl
Ape is in love with girl
No-one else understands what is going on (presumably they haven’t read the script)
Ape dies
Girl goes with man

Shorter synopsis:
Pretty ladies should not fall in love with big apes. Let’s face it, the honeymoon was going to be a REAL eye opener.

Alternative synopsis:
You go through passport control with a slightly odd expression and you get a strip search. Kong got through without a passport.

Further alternative synopsis:
King Kong is a love story of a love that is ultimately flawed but very pure. Kong cannot live by bananas alone.

Good movie. Worth watching. Now get on with some work.

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