Thursday, January 18, 2007

Things take a turn for the sinister

Following on from:
http://nickgillott.blogspot.com/2006/12/present-this-way-comes.html
http://nickgillott.blogspot.com/2006/12/present-this-way-gone.html
http://nickgillott.blogspot.com/2007/01/mystery-deepens.html
http://nickgillott.blogspot.com/2007/01/now-they-are-taunting-me.html

Arriving in the internal post this morning, another new internal envelope with my name written neatly in capitals but spelled incorrectly. Six pages of A4, each showing more and more graphic scenes.

Page 1 - a picture of a bounty and a mars, tied up and obviously suffering with the caption "£50 in Marks and Spencers vouchers..."
Page 2 - a Milky Way tied to a chair and blindfolded "Or else it will get worse for the Celebrations..."
Page 3 - a Galaxy Truffle hanging from a noose "It could get really nasty..."
Page 4 - a Galaxy tied to a pole "If you don't pay up..."
Page 5 - 5 naked Celebrations, huddled disconsolately in a corner "You thought the others had been eaten...They should be so lucky!"
Page 6 - the 5 naked Celebrations in the background looking on in horror as one Celebration is killed mercilessly with a hammer "We just sent you back their clothes!!!!!!!"

They clearly mean business. I have responded with an email to all staff stating that I will pay the ransom. I shall await their next missive.

Message ends.

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