Sunday, December 27, 2009

Elephants and giraffes

How do you get 4 giraffes in a mini?

Two in the front and two in the back

 

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?

Two in the front and two in the back? Nope, it is full of giraffes. You have to take the giraffes out first...

 

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

 

How do you know if there are 2 elephants in the fridge?

You can’t get the door closed.

 

How do you know if there are 3 elephants in the fridge?

There’s one elephant parked outside in a mini.

 

How do you get two whales in a mini?

Straight up the M4 and over the Severn bridge.

1 comment:

Markie said...

What did the people say when they saw an elephant come over the hill?

Ans: "Look, there's an elephant coming over the hill!"

What did the people say when they saw an elephant coming over the hill waering sunglasses?

Ans: Nothing, they didn't recognize him!