Wahey - I retire next week

Today's horoscope for me from a well known, short, round, cuddly (not my words), bright-jumper wearing-in-the-1980s astrologer:

LEO
July 24th - August 23rd
If responsibilities are heavy and life is getting you down, focus your attention on things that stimulate your mind. Keep your imagination active too. Apart from one or two little disturbances, there will be plenty to be grateful for, as far as family life is concerned. It won't be difficult to the domestic scene pleasant and harmonious. If you are working you could see the end to a project you had thought would never get finished. Call the Leo line (number deleted) and you will hear why you should agree to disagree with hostile influences in your home or workplace and why Wednesday brings rays from Jupiter that will boost and benefit your home and family in a big way.

Let's have a think about this.
Responsibilities? Check.
Life is getting you down? Check.
Things that stimulate my mind? Erm, have to come back to you on that one.
Imagination active. OK, I'm popular, successful and slim.
Don't understand the domestic scene sentence.
End of a project? Which one? There are loads.
Call the Leo line? Yeah right. 60p a minute and me with Yorkshire blood.
But it DEFINITELY says I'm going to win the lottery next Wednesday.

"Woohoo" as my hero Homer J says.