Powershell - certificates (not entirely serious)

# Create a certificate on Exchange 2007 that allows Outlook Anywhere to work seamlessly
Get-ExchangeProgrammer by Throat | Remove-Appendages –Painfully –Slowly –WithSpoon

You see how the methodology works? Well, certificates in Exchange 2007 don't work quite so easily. So you take the commandlet "get-exchangeprogrammer" by the throat. Then you pipe the output of that to the commandlet "remove-appendages" with the parameters of "painfully", "slowly" and "withspoon".

* Obviously this powershell command is untested and GoDaddy are now selling SAN certificates at sensible money which gets round the problem, but the humour is intended to give a smile and is NOT meant in a violent manner.